NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4559	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6018	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	883
Crops Grown:	9500	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5709
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8