NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1085	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	3745
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	213	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Spears Created:	21

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	277	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Animals Bred:	199
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	615218
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Towns Built:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9255	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24