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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of outlaws. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a psychedelic trip but in block form.
this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
