NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7075	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	7698	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	5882
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	New Chunks Explored:	248612

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.