NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3388
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2040	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crops Grown:	6316
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4629
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3939
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1129	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.