NoTouchy Door Handles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7751	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Star Shards Collected:	188	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	3057	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8600	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.