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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	8073

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	985601
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ores Mined:	2327	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6415	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	4213
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	262

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”