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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4551 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.
