So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3823 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Potions Brewed: 150 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Alien Abductions: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Animals Bred: 77

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mines Excavated: 4874

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 302288 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5443
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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