So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lotus Cove

    Lotus Cove

    Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • camellot

    camellot

    Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Crops Grown: 4566
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LU7 Creative

    LU7 Creative

    Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ValhallaMC

    ValhallaMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Zombie Dances: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Nest SMP

    The Nest SMP

    Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Franks PokePark

    Franks PokePark

    Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lotus Network

    Lotus Network

    Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PumpkinSMP

    PumpkinSMP

    The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • unGODLY SMP

    unGODLY SMP

    As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Legend of the Wild

    Legend of the Wild

    We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ozryn Middle School

    Ozryn Middle School

    OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AetherConquest

    AetherConquest

    Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Potions Brewed: 50
    Zombie Dances: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 876 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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