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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5923 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
