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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1537	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2359	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3343
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	979
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	172	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9670	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ores Mined:	3187	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	393373	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.