Nothin gWrong With This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1101	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8697	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1692	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8765	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).