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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1839 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9073 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
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