Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3888 Zombie Dances: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5462 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5663 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Animals Bred: 106

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Emeralds Found: 3850 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Animals Bred: 103

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Crops Grown: 3436 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Crops Grown: 4774 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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