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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9256 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
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