Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY