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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8192 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?