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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3626 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?