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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ores Mined:	5752	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3298	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	100	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	152	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	6197
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5837	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!