Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules
  1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
  2. Be cool to one another.
  3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
  4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Magic Items Found: 3206 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PixelPleasures

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Towns Built: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Animals Bred: 58 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Farms Harvested: 279 Ores Mined: 1711
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ores Mined: 5158 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ores Mined: 9947 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

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  • Blockheadz R Us

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Mines Excavated: 1043
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

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  • CraftyTaiwanLand

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    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

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