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KissCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

chilling, creepy, Dumping 61 Raw, Fun, ghost girl, Halloween Special, happy halloween, horror anime, horror genre, horror manga, horror story, japanese horror, manga chapter, Manga News, manga release, manga series, manga updates, mieruko-chan, Mierukochans, Minecraft, Scary, Server, spooky, Supernatural

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, cement, Civilight Eterna, general, hoederer, Humus, ines, logos, Minecraft, paprika, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain, Wis’adel

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGENerated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, Junk in the trunk, kdg, ldg, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Trash, treat edition, udg, VG, vtai

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

Agnai, AI Chatbot General, aicg, AIEEEE!, API, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, Frontends, Gemini, general, Github Copilot, GPT, Grok-2, haiku, Jailbreaks, Lore, Meta, metalogs, Minecraft, models, News, OP templates, openai, Opus dead in New Orleans, partyintheanchorhold, proxies, Realm, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, Thanksgiving edition

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gender Wars Minecraft Server

abandoned cities, age gaps, being broke, Birth Rates, Childless, decaying cities, fat, Fighting, gender, gender wars, Minecraft, normie social media, other gender, Reconciling, regret, Server, societal collapse, stupidest shit, too demanding, Ugly, unfixable, used up, Wars, West

Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4133	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

candy, celebration, costume, decorations, dress code, dress up, Event, Festivities, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Halloween, Masks, Minecraft, October, Outfit, Party, smp, spooky, Spooky season, Themed, Trick or Treat

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the Halloween party never ends!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is wearing a pumpkin on their head, a witch’s hat, and a tutu made out of spider webs. Why? Because on our server, every day is Halloween! We have costume contests, trick-or-treating events, and even a haunted house that will make you scream with delight.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Candy Creeper, a creeper that explodes into delicious candy instead of blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Candy Creeper in battle, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest candy in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Halloween-themed SMP today and get ready for a spooky good time! Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers in clown costumes…they’re a real scream!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cosmic Critter Craft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, Bait, ceres fauna, Cosmic, Craft, critter, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures! Join us for a chance to win exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Fauna herself is a fan. She streams on our server, and you can catch all her epic adventures in the Member VODs section.

And if you’re missing Fauna when she’s not streaming, don’t worry! We have a special Ara Ara button that will summon her presence whenever you need it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to grasshoppers and boring servers forever!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trash Pumpkin Carver Minecraft SMP

autumn, carve, carver, carving, Community, Craft, Creative, creativity, decoration, diy, Festive, Fun, Halloween, holiday, inspiration, Jack o lantern, Minecraft, Pumpkin, sharing, smp, spooky, tradition, Trash

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Animals Bred:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What are Minecraft servers like VoidCraft Network ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to VoidCraft Network includes: 1. EarthMC – This server offers a similar Earth map experience where players can build towns and nations on a real-world map. 2. CubeCraft Games – Known for its variety of mini-games and unique gameplay modes, CubeCraft Games is a popular choice for players looking for diverse gaming experiences. 3. Hypixel Network – With a wide range of mini-games, custom game modes, and active player community, Hypixel Network is a top choice for those seeking a dynamic and engaging Minecraft experience. 4. Mineplex – Offering a mix of classic mini-games and custom game modes, Mineplex is a well-established server known for its exciting gameplay and vibrant community. 5. The Hive – Known for its user-friendly interface and wide range of game modes, The Hive is a popular server for players of all skill levels looking for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StarlightSMP

Credits, Enjoy, Entertaining, FastPandaMC, Join, kinokiste, lgbtia, mars7680, mr_soybeans, pixelsturtle, PvE, PvP, Server, Sfw, StarlightSMP, Updates, Vanilla, Voice Chat Server, WEEKLY

Welcome To StarlightSMP!

Welcome To StarlightSMP! This is a sfw/lgbtia freindly server that is very entertaining and interesting will updates usally weekly and we hope you join and enjoy the server, see you soon ;]

credits: mars7680 kinokiste pixelsturtle mr_soybeans FastPandaMC VOICE CHAT SERVER

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Simple Person’s Minecraft Server

Character, Commitment, companions, Dedication, don’t care, enjoyment, Focus, Game, Harding in it, Immersion, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, Persons, Playing, Preference, RPG, Server, Simple, simple person, Story, troons, video game, wife Harding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server has something that no other server has – Harding! Who is Harding, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Harding is the most amazing NPC in the game. Forget about building, forget about mining, forget about crafting – all you need to do is find Harding and your life will be complete.

Join our server for the chance to meet Harding and experience the most epic love story ever told in the world of Minecraft. Who needs companions when you have Harding by your side? Who cares about the story or the gameplay when you have Harding to keep you company?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Harding change your life forever. Trust me, once you meet Harding, you will never want to leave. It’s not just a game, it’s a love story waiting to happen.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tag Team Champions Minecraft SMP

Champions, Championship, Entertainment, Minecraft, new champions, Pro Wrestling, smp, sports, Tag, tag team, Tag Team Champions, Tag Team Division, Tag Team Titles, TEAM, title holders, wrestling, wrestling champions, wrestling duo, Wrestling Tag Team, wwe, wwe champions, WWE superstars, WWE tag team, WWE Title Holders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take our wrestling skills to the virtual world! Are you ready to tag team your way to victory and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft wrestler? Join us and become one half of the new WWE Tag Team Champions – because who needs real muscles when you have pixelated ones?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your wrestling prowess. From grappling with creepers to body slamming Endermen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about getting pinned – our referees are chickens who can’t count past three!

So grab your diamond armor and get ready to rumble, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only way to win is by unleashing your inner wrestler. Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a player – you’re a champion!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2