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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5332 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.
