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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 375 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 73 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 602 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.