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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
