Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 549
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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