NoSpeakerPhoneLDR | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Libton-Craft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
New Chunks Explored:	223519	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1102	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	1336	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	675
New Chunks Explored:	150127	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	189
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3835	Players Killed by Monsters:	6596

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Farms Harvested:	103

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.