NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8225	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9510	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9058
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Emeralds Found:	3186
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	2433

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6095
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5364	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.