NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	408	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1804	Star Shards Collected:	61
Potions Brewed:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	6505	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9443	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Animals Bred:	191	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	104	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	948	Enchantments Applied:	288
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	5957	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1875	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4262	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	4897	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Animals Bred:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.