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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3144 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
