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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4811 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!