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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7562 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Votes: | 4438 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!