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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 745 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6525 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3105 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!