Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

    Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

    But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

    Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Emeralds Found: 5891
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

    20sMistakeMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ShadowShenanigans

    ShadowShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

    But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2259 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9866
    Chimeras Created: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3874 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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