Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	2946
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8159	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	195
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	7092	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2389	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimension Hops:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net