Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	456	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3281	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Crops Grown:	4685	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	747361
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	196
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	49	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Emeralds Found:	4052	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4982
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	880	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Farms Harvested:	172	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	786769
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu