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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1164 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 114 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6880 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…