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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…