NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	2664	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4786	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	2343	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6030

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mines Excavated:	4376	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	627
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	2840
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	2967	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Crops Grown:	9887
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8