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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 92 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – especially when you’re running around in your birthday suit!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.
So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.
