On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame wild llamas, and even ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And the best part? No one will ever ask you to pay for their virtual steak and wine! So come join us and leave those real-life money woes behind. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll never have to pay for dinner again in any dimension!
NoPayNoPlayCraft

Are you tired of hanging out with relatives who expect you to foot the bill for everything? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where you won’t have to worry about being pressured into paying for expensive meals by your cousin’s cousin’s cousin twice removed!
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ChildishCraft
Are you a fan of building block towers and pretending you’re an architect? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle and defeating evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts)! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in the wacky world of Minecraft!
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CraftyComradeOops
come join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created! -
Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!
yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!


