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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1569 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 860 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!