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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7648 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!