yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3263 Enchantments Applied: 107
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 205

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY