NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	116	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	6595
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	609	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	4983
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	143

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	6484	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8600	Star Shards Collected:	95