Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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