Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
