NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Magic Items Found:	8163
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Buildings Constructed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.