NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3348
Dragon Eggs Found:	7883	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mines Excavated:	2981	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	5389
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	9281
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2348

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	2566
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	2661	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.