NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	New Chunks Explored:	375058
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Animals Bred:	110
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4232	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.